Monday, July 11, 2011

The Golden Eye...Continues

People of Chilmark, Thomas Hart Benton, 1920
Magpie 73
At times it was hard to concentrate at the Golden Eye especially if it was a busy day. The reality of multiple thoughts is really quite a sight. Thoughts of one patron might negate the thoughts of another, causing a complete breakdown in the natural order of things. This would become particularly troublesome when the place was busy. Regulars would steer clear unless they were looking for a little excitement.

The most important rule was the rule of tenfold. It was an easy rule to forget. One young man went there hoping and believing that he would see naked boobs just by concentrating his thoughts on a perfect set.  To his surprise his thought manifested itself but not as he had hoped it would.

He sat down ordered a coke and some French fries and began concentrating his thoughts on seeing the boobs of the cute waitress that was serving him. The problem was he forgot the rule of tenfold. When she returned with his order she realized she was serving a joker. There before her sat a teenage boy with size double D boobs naked as the day is long. Shocked and embarrassed by his transformation, she soon realized how he had directed his thoughts.

She had a thought of her own and she acted on it. She slapped his face dumped his hot fries on him, burning him and extinguished the heat with an ice cold coke. When he got up to leave everyone looked at him and just shook their heads.

No one ever saw him again. As for her, she lost several cup sizes that day and she became the actual president of the Itty Bitty Titty Committee.

12 comments:

Kay L. Davies said...

So funny. He got what he wanted!
— K

Kay, Alberta, Canada
An Unfittie's Guide to Adventurous Travel

Everyday Goddess said...

ha! that's great! i love the rule of tenfold concept.

Words A Day said...

love that Itty Bitty Titty Committee!:)

Reflections said...

Gotta love that rule of tenfold! LOL... beautifully done.

Helen said...

Love this little gem ....

Tess Kincaid said...

giggle

Lyn said...

Good to see someone get their just desserts...bet those fries sizzled! This sort of did...

kaykuala said...

Gosh! the rule of tenfold cuts bothways.. huh!. None would be the safer nor the wiser,then!

HyperCRYPTICal said...

Love it!

Anna :o]

Sue J said...

This made me laugh. Many thanks.

Friko said...

A very funny instalment. This is great.

Margaret said...

I just went back & read the first one too... Quite a place for a first date! :)