Monday, November 8, 2010

Abducted by Aliens

This is me 17, 598 words the morning of day 8. Here is my theme song. You must sing it to the tune of Betty Davis Eyes.

She'll expose you,
then she'll hose you of your feet
and make the nun's blush
She's precocious and she knows just
what it takes to make a pro blush
All the boy's thinks she is fried
She's got Marty Feldman Eyes.

What the Heck am I doing here?

In case you don't remember the song. Here is Gwyneth Paltrow singing it I think a lot better than Kim Carnes but that is just my opinion.

So there you have it. My brain is fried but my story is not. Back to the grind. Oh and I haven't yet been abducted by aliens. They stopped by but then rejected me out of pure selfishness on their part. I am pretty sure they are incahoots with that damn rooster.


Helen said...

Kristen, as luck would have it I do know the tune ... so much fun to put your words to it!!!!

Tumblewords: said...

Way to go with the Nanowords! Your Magpie is full of pith and vim! Love it!

willow said...

Don't give up! You're in far too deep now!

(think we'll start calling the rooster Marty now)

faith said...

Ha, this totally made my day. :)

Jingle said...

you are so funny.
thoughtful tale.

kavisionz said...

hahahaha...what a take on the prompt! BRILLIANT!!!! (still giggling)

Good luck with NaNoWriMo!! I joined in too.. but am stuck on just a few words.. hehehe

signed...bkm said...

love it how your words....I will have to listen to Gwenth's version....bkm

Caty said...

your words have a fun tune all to themselves. Loved it

Myrna R. said...

So glad you're still amongst us. Those aliens don't know what they passed up.

Funny post. Keep on writing!

Brigid said...

Loved that, Kristen, gave me a laugh, those eyes are weird!!

Reflections said...

Thanks for taking time out from the words of your story... Sounds like you are doing fantastic along the journey.

So glad the aliens decided not to abduct you... (still LOL on your thoughts on Marty here).

Good luck on your trek...keep writing!

Kristen Haskell said...

Thanks everyone your encouragement means the world to me:)

Suz said...

wow very nice!